CVNDLES

when you jammin to JB too hard and you grab a hot mic

Baby armadillo plays with his toy

plays the same song on repeat for days

I was on the computer minding my own business when I happened to glance out the window and there was Bill Gates outside hiding in the bushes watching me through a pair of binoculars

THERE’S A SEQUEL

vine #5: “You can’t just blame the foreigners for traffic, you can’t even just blame motorists for traffic. Sometimes it’s [shouting] FUCKING SANTA CLAU–”

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

fuck you charmin i didnt ask

worms dont have one mean bone in their body. they have no bones. or limbs. only compassion and engaging personalities

they’re practically giving it away at this point 

they’re practically giving it away at this point 

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