oozey mess
Discoholic 🪩
noise dept.
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Sweet Seals For You, Always
will byers stan first human second
d e v o n
if i look back, i am lost
@theartofmadeline
pixel skylines
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
#extradirty
official daine visual archive
Claire Keane
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
shark vs the universe
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@cuttlehawk-and-toasterphish
He committed to how pissed off he was
I love how petty this is
I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol
I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.
This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.
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This is why we can't have nice things...
KoalaLover1: "You can't play Christmas songs before thanksgiving, Hiccup. That's SACRILEGE! I'm pretty sure it's unconstitutional. It's in the freaking bible. Leviticus. Look it up!"
CleverHans: "We have to play Christmas songs before thanksgiving otherwise robotsanta will come down from the North Pole and exact vengeance with a vengeance...that's vengeance SQUARED!"
Jumping the robotic shark
Toasterhawk: It's warm out and you're still dressed like a not quite badass biker.
CleverHans: Like the FONZ! Ehhhhh.
T: You're not nearly as awesome as he is.
CH: You're right, I'm the HANS!
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I'm perfectly normal
Toasterhawk: THRILLER NIGHT! nohut
SibalingTypeBasket: Paxo
T: ?cat
STB: Yes
T: huh
STB: Now you know how most people feel when they speak to you
This morning my roommate came in with a suspicious package and turns to me and goes off half jokingly about “drugs in our apartment” the then shows the package to our roommate and then indicates that the package really IS for me. It’s from a place somewhere in Kentucky none of recognize. When I...
"There is a [time] in every geologists life, when they wake up hung over, highly armed, and in the middle of what I am assuming is yellowstone national park"
unstableuranidumb proving how he earned part of his name (via mistertoasterhawk)
holy sine functions batman!
*Talking about a batman symbol graph*
Hdptrsequalsnull: "I'm sure you're somehow responsible for this"
Toasterhawk: "me? Would I go through the effort of developing an equation for nothing more than the gratification of making a batman symbol? Don't answer that. besides I woulda added the circle"
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The true four classes of magic
*talking about working with horrid people*
Toasterhawk: "So you gonna go into the woods with tituba, a live chicken, and something important to them?"
PurplecrestedTwrecks: "Ugh I want to voodoo the heck of [them] right now. [They] keep throwing me into situations i have no clue about and then not really caring when they don't go well."
T: "Just make sure you don't have any jealous manipulative teenage girls with you.
PT: "I tend to do all my magical endeavors alone."
T: "Sexy magical transformation sequence go!? Oh god does that make me the talking fluffy thing? Shit, not again..."
PT: "Bahaha nah... I like to keep my magic non transformative. Too complicated otherwise."
As if the universe needed any MORE evidence that we are insane dinopsyker12 (a total surprise right?) and I spent about half an hour of our lives determining the following:
The internet is actually the warp
Cats are the imperium
Grumpy cat is the god emperor and thus the unification of all human…
“She was 18 in lizard years!”
hdptrequalsnull (via mistertoasterhawk)
Drunken D&D
Esoldier: "THAT WAY!"
Random human NPC: "uuuh sir, the road only goes the OTHER way."
Esoldier: "We have horses for a reason don't we!?"
“Careful there you’re gonna cut yourself cuz you’re so edgy…”
unstableuranidumb (via mistertoasterhawk)
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a conversation discussing the appropriate fate of a computer. Apparently “fate” doesn’t like Hdptrequalsnull’s computer
And do the sponge
Toasterhawk: "my sister thinks i'm weird"
KrazychemE: "why?"
T: "cuz i told her i wanted to be a comedic ostrich but not really because i think i'd rather be a sponge or a small mammal"
K: "sponges don't have to do homework"
T: "or much besides eat they barely breed they just eject reproductive cells into the water they don't even have sexes they don't even have a brain to do homework"
K: "i'm sitll okay withit no one would touch me"
T: "and they can be pushed through a micron seive that's not true things eat sponges certain things grow on sponges"
K: "eh not like it'd bother me taht much"
T: "we push them through a seive"
K: "eh i'll roll with it"
T: "so yer becomnig a poriferan?"
K: "yup i'm getting the surgery"
T: "yay?"
K: "yup"
