Cut Shallow

Always be kind to the janitor.

Always be kind to the waitress.

Always be kind to the person at the call center.

Always be kind to the cashier.

Always be kind to receptionist.

Always be kind, When it’s possible.

i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me

Always applicable.

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower

*throws old notebooks in the trash, abandons dreams of being a writer*

Always reblog

Pretty Girls & Bourbon

This photoset added at least two years to my life.

Delightfully, my mind went straight to “Hollywood Witch Convention.”

instagram- @da.rk

Except there's nothing goth about this picture. Still a goddess though.