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As your typical Lifeplayer goes, your Page of Life is going to be the excitable dog-friend to themellow and lethargic Mage of Void. If they’re still in school, you can bet thatthe Page would do their best to be the one waking up the Mage in the morning,leaving the Void player both happier and asking, “How did you get into myhouse?” Hilariously, the Page isn’t like this with everyone – as a matter offact, they might be seen as the lethargic one! But there’s something about howthe Mage drags themselves around on their worst days that made the Life playerpity them a ton, and then suddenly the Page of Life wants to make thisincredibly cute Void player happy for some reason. It’s both helped out theMage of Void’s depression and the Page of Life’s sometimes lazy nature.

On the other hand, theMage of Void is pretty good at problem solving and finding results, that sortof thing. If they’re total nerds, the Mage and the Page will chill together andsolve those old riddle books they sell in grocery stores, or watch thoseYouTube videos where you’re supposed to pause before they reveal the totally legit and practical answer. YourPage of Life isn’t very good at following the rules and will come up with theworst solutions, while the Mage of Void is just really good at finding bettersolutions. Until you try it, there’s nothing as fun as tearing down someone’spublished and professional brainteaser that’s actually terribly worded andspecific.

While your Thief of Voidisn’t the most popular of people, they’re incredibly popular with the caninesthey love so much! They know enough about dog behavior to get along with the smallestshihtzu and the most massive of mastiffs, and they’re way easier to deal withthan people. Their closest friends joke about the Thief’s witchy familiar beingevery single dog in existence, and let’s be real, they might be right! The Voidplayer also learned that when forced to make small talk with human beings, theycan usually get away with talking about dogs. I mean, dogs are cute and fun andhappy, why wouldn’t you want to talkabout dogs? Though when one of the Void’s friends sees them stutter and talkabout Doberman terriers, they should probably excuse the both of them and seeif the snack table is any good.

If your Thief of Void isa fan of the Harry Potter franchise, which they probably are, they will insistthat every single book written is improved when given a Harry Potter AU. Itdoesn’t matter if you’re talking about WutheringHeights or Homer’s The Odyssey, thisVoid player knows perfectly well that involving Hogwarts somehow will makething interesting. To be honest, the Thief is less likely to write up thesereally unique ideas, and really just hope that someone else thought of it first and wrote it for them. They usuallystick to written materials though, because the Void player prefers to not havean exact image for each character that visual art would provide; sometimes it’sbetter to just have a nebulous idea of what they look like and only remembertheir hair color when necessary. In any case, if you have that badly neededHarry Potter and Kafka’s Metamorphosiscrossover, please provide for the Thief of Void. Also, please consider why andhow you found this in the first place.

Bardsof Mind being how they are, they have this tendency to make you doubt yourself.It’s not like they’re always raising an eyebrow at you are anything, it’susually more of an accident. For example, you might be talking about how hardit is getting accustomed to your new all-black wardrobe, and the Bard willsuddenly mention, “So are you goth because you actually like goth stuff, or isit more like you wish you did?” Oneof those statements that sounds pointless at first, and you’re probably goingto laugh it off at first, and then after a while you’re thinking, “What if I’monly dressing like this because that kid I have a crush on like goths?” Alternatively,they might make you unsure if grass really is green, or that the sun is anaverage sized star, and you have to look it up just to make sure. It’s notreally a bad thing though! Holding beliefs and making choices without everexamining them is unhealthy at best, and your convictions will be strongerafter your Bard is through testing them! Though that won’t stop the Mind playerfrom apologizing for it. It was an accident, after all.

Onthe other hand, your Bard of Mind is not the best at reading social cuesanyway, and they misunderstand people’s intentions all the time. They mightwalk up to you one day and ask, “So um… does the Mage of Breath hate me orsomething?” and list things the Mage said that they misjudged completely. How is the Bard supposed toknow that when the Breath player rolled their eyes and said that their love ofmayonnaise is appalling, that they didn’t really mean it? The Mind player just assumedthe Mage of Breath was just really passionate about condiments. After a whilethe Bard stops worrying so much about it, though this might cause the oppositeproblem; the Bard might consider someone a good pal even though the otherperson hates their guts. While it can be a little annoying for the Mind playerat times, it’s pretty cute in it’s own way.

No need to apologize! Ifanything, I need to apologize for disappearing for so long DX

If no one stops theKnight of Void from doing so, they would probably have plenty of black cats. Alot of black cats. Maybe too many black cats. We don’t actually know how many they have, so we can’t be sure if they havetoo many. Since the Knight likes having dark furniture, carpets, and/or walls,these dark kitties blend in pretty well with the décor. Usually you should tryto gently pat the lump on the couch to make sure it’s just a blanket, and if it’sa cat you get a great surprise! Your Void player technically has names for allof them, but usually they just call them things like, “silly boy” and “flurffy”and, most creatively, “cat”. It’s great to see them chatting and then suddenlythey’ll turn to the kitchen and announce, “Cat. Cat? What’s under the fridge that’s so fascinating, huh?” I mean, Iguess trying to figure out which name goes to which black mass of fur can behard, especially with so many, but they would do this even if they only had onecat.

When the Knight of Voidisn’t busy loving their feline companions, they are super psyched about anythinginvolving their friends, especially parties! And by parties, I mean smallgatherings where it’s only their good pals chilling and having a good time. Andyou can bet that the Knight of Void would kill at making the best surpriseparties! Not only will they love setting up the whole ordeal, but the Voidplayer will, of course, work very hard to keep the secret. By the time thateveryone hops out behind the couches and cheers “Happy Birthday!”, the focus ofthe party believed they were going to support the Knight of Void during a minordental procedure. Not only is the friend excited about the celebration, butthey get to be thrilled at not helping the Void’s fear of dentists, whether it’sreal or not. Listen, as long as everyone ends up happy and full of cake, theKnight of Void is satisfied.

So I know I said I’ll be done by this month, and that we are currently half-way done with said month, but graduating is harder than it looks DX

Anyway, I’m free to make stuff for all my darling followers and friends again! Though I’ll post an update when the inbox is opening up! It should be soon!