susan in accounts is a goth

google search Beautiful rocks near me

the opposite of a little goody two-shoes would be big baddie bare feet lol. nevermind I don't like this post anymore

cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

*trying to call a woman beautiful but i've forgotten how to engage other humans in conversation* girl, you remind me of architecture

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore