goodnight

veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

who needs asmr when I can lay here in the dark listening to my dog furiously licking his own ass at what seems like an impossibly high volume

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

Also, and this is also very important, an EpiPen CAN go through clothes!

I spat out my coffee

fUCK