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my scanner is kind of like a horse who hates me and wants to kill me

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clannfearrunt

there's a horse. loose on the island

point-at-horses

horse 🫵

#i NEED to do this #tomodachi living the dream #tomodachi life

teaboot

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

teaboot

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

sufficientlylargen

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

horsefigureoftheday

Now I'm wondering if polydactyly is inheritable in horses

If I were an unethical millionaire I would do some Horse Isle 3 shit irl

#YAY HI3 MENTION

mad-hare

in love with this Norwegian trotter named Express Go that’s won 7/7 races so far, is only 14.2hh, and has taught herself to duck down her head to give herself super speed (and lengthen her stride I guess)

#LOVE HER #not cursed #horse racing

pam3pr

English yew. Wakehurst, Sussex, 2008

#oh that looks kinda like a cursed horse. reblog

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boitterfly

how it feels when everyone is online at the same time

anglaised

🐎

ashenmind

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

#horse vibes

koukouvayia

Pride Forever

#not cursed #LOVELY unicorns <3

thetursithan

First time at the seaside....

#not cursed #video #so sweet..

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peachmoths

happy pride i love being trans

horsedetector

Horse art detected!

#not cursed #trans rights!

whywishesarehorses

Look, they just really like to stand outside

goldensunset

craftyjellyfishcat

Remember everyone!

Drink plenty of nice cold water, stay in rooms with ac on if you can.

If you have to go out, be sure to have a water bottle, spf, a sun hat, sunglasses and dress appropriately.

Also, try to avoid direct contact with the sun if possible.

Check on neighbors and friends frequently.

#stay save everypony

chestnuthorse

Yippy yay my horsies

#not cursed #yippieee i love this #i wish there were more horsies everywhere

my-little-world-of-sunlight

Guess where my horse slept last night

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hes-the-stallion

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

#not cursed

phantomrose96

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

phantomrose96

Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."

Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."

phantomrose96

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

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refuzz

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Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

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