I'd Rather Be With You

He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.

Oh my GOOOOOD

Remember when Megan Fox was the apex of sexuality and beauty to men… but because she was so outspoken about feminism and how men treated her, the only thing they could find to make fun of her was her thumbs, to the point where it was literally held as a vice against her attractiveness? Men are wild.

September is Bi Visibility month so shoutout to all my bisexual pals out there! I love you, you are amazing 💗

photography, nature, and the northwest

i want colorful trees and thunderstorms and long jackets and hot chocolate!!

Every year, the richest person in America is declared the “Winner of Capitalism.” They get a badge. Then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at $0.

This procedure results in the worlds richest people donating excessive amounts of money ahead of the event in an attempt to avoid being hit by a real life blue shell. Thus adding to the overall annual donation.

Y'all think this is a joke but that’s literally how taxes are *supposed* to work