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Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

butch lesbians are under such a bizarre fucking microscope on this site with ppl analyzing their every move debating if it’s gender nonconforming enough or not like i really have three messages in my inbox rn telling me i’m not butch because i like cooking which is apparently feminine just shut up you clowns

*prepares food once and is immediately transformed into a 1950s housewife*

i’m a butch lesbian not a cishet man lol i’m not going to eschew or despise basic life skills just to live up to an unhealthy idea of heteronormative masculinity. what next? y’all gonna get mad at butches for bathing regularly lmao

I swear this is my last addition to this but this shit is in the same vein as weirdos on here trying to revoke our butch cards or whatever when we’re sensitive and open about our emotions because so many of y’all think butch masculinity is a direct imitation of cishet men when it’s never been that. it’s no wonder so many of y’all think butches are scary and toxic without ever having really known one when the second we deviate from heteronormative masculine ideals you flip ur collective shit because this whole time you’ve just been viewing us as pale imitations of straight men

Yo Angelo

Yo Angelo

Yo Angelo

Yo Angelo

Yo Angelo

Yo Angelo