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getting hyperfixated on a specific character is so embarrassing. here’s another picture of The Character on your dash… I know I just reblogged basically the same one but this one is moving

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

you get a comment on tumblr. it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a DM. it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a message on instagram. its a bot trying to scam you. you're an author and you get an email telling you how much they loved your book and want to showcase it at their bookclub. it's a bot trying to scam you (and it uses bad AI to pretend it knows your story). you get a comment on ao3 saying how much they love your fic - and they made you fanart!! it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a hate comment on ao3 which insults your writing or calls you a monster for writing something "problematic". it's a bot. but at least that one isn't trying to scam you.

Didn’t we establish that Sam is the himbo of the shire? This is pinned up in the bedrooms of tween hobbits all over the shire. 

Its from an edition of Playhob (which everyone reads for the articles and not to stare at some farmhand's broad shoulders, thank you very much!)

*me reading ‘14 signs you’re in love with your employer’ while trying not to look at dem gardening hands*: 😯

yeah okay ill reblog that

I imagine Bilbo Baggins occupies an Odysseus-esque place in Middle Earth pop culture