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The head tailor of Erebor is driven to near-madness by Thorin’s sudden and bizarre demands. The King under the Mountain, known for his strict military style, suddenly insists that the stiff gold embroidery on the collars of his shirts be removed and replaced with soft velvet. He also demands that the heavy, clanking metal buckles on his everyday tunics be exchanged for quiet wooden buttons. The tailor thinks the King has lost his mind, until he spots Bilbo resting his head against Thorin’s chest during a quiet moment in the council room. The soft adjustments were entirely so that Bilbo wouldn't scratch his face when leaning against the King

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

Ruminate. I like that.

frodo at bilbo's party is being such a good sport. no one acknowledges that it's also his birthday. his gay crush is flirting with someone else .heterosexually. the only gift he receives in honor of coming of age is the incarnation of evil. and then his uncle leaves forever without saying goodbye! and he doesn't even get to bitch about it with gandalf afterwards because he leaves immediately too! worst birthday EVER alert

my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of

I feel this on a spiritual level.

To all my brothers and sisters who've tried tackling The Bilbo Robe...I'll see you in the trenches 🫡