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β i presume the prospect of a viral pandemic keeps you up at night as well? β
β you like saying no. β Β
β i was gonna make you birthday pancakes. β Β
β how old are you again? β Β Β
β youβre still alive, you old fucker. β Β
β i was getting worried. β Β
β you locked the door for once, good job. β
β i put the change back because iβm an honest thief. β
β you killed her. β Β
β weβre gonna be brave, and weβre gonna get outta this. β
β hey! no one told you to move. β Β
β well, the more you shoot people, the harder it is to sleep, i guess. β
β itβs easy to make a mistake in the dark. β Β
β you gonna keep me here? kill me? β Β
β iβd like to go home and drink βtil my face stops hurting. β
β people are gonna come looking for me. β Β
β there are worse things than infected out there. β
β i got jumped by a couple guys. β Β
β itβs a miracle youβre alive. β Β
β i need you to take a breath. β Β
β rebellion takes time. β Β
β you were safe there until you decided to sneak out. β
β i wasnβt expecting it. β Β
β you canβt be stupid like this. β Β
β itβs our business to know things. β Β
β your watch is broken. β Β
β you mumble in your sleep. β Β
β look how dark it is. β Β
β iβm not sick! β Β
β iβm not infected. β Β
β i think what really impressed them was the fact that i didnβt turn into a fucking monster. β
β better them than us. β Β
β iβm gonna talk to you like youβre an adult. β Β
β can i have a gun? β Β
β people like to tell stories. β Β
β you try climbing ten fucking floors with our knees, see how you feel. β
β no more questions about me. β Β
β was it hard? like, knowing they were people once. β
β youβre not immune from being ripped apart. β
β from this point forward, we are silent. β Β
β well, i didnβt shit my pants, so... β Β
β save who you can save. β Β
β nobody made you go along with this plan. β
β donβt blame me for something that isnβt my fault. β
β you ask a lot of goddamn questions. β
β if you have to get bit to be infected, then who bit the first person? β
β thereβs stuff up there you shouldnβt see. β
β well now i have to see. β
β i thought about lying for some reason, but the reason didnβt come. β
β if i feed you, then every bum you talk to about it is gonna show up here looking for a free lunch. β
β you already know iβm bad at lying. β
β everything tastes good when youβre starving. β
β paying attention to things, itβs how we show love. β
β there are no friends to be had. β
β i was never afraid before you showed up. β
β we have a job to do, and god help any motherfuckers who stand in our way. β
β you do what i say when i say it. β
β it doesnβt matter how much you push the envelope, itβll still be stationary. β
β what did the mermaid wear to her math class? an algae bra. β
β i stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. β
β if you donβt think thereβs hope for the world, why bother going on? β
β you think i wonβt do it? β
β i didnβt hear that guy coming. β
β i know what itβs like, the first time that you hurt someone like that. β
β you shouldnβt have had to, and iβm sorry. β
β it wasnβt my first time. β
β where would you be without me, huh? β
β how did you know it was an ambush? β
β we did what we needed to survive. β
β did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? yeah, it runs in your jeans. β
β iβve been watching them, i know their patterns. β Β
β iβm gonna trust you. β Β
β never killed anyone. β Β
β pointing an unloaded gun at you was the closest iβve ever come to being violent. β
β i am the bad guy because i did a bad guy thing. β Β
β have you been back to the room you grew up in? β Β
β this is what happens when you fuck with fate. β Β
β are you ever scared? β Β Β
β iβm scared of ending up alone. β Β
β stay awake with me. β Β
β holy shit, are you dying? β Β
β just a reminder that if youβre dead, iβm fucked. β
β you donβt know how to whistle? β Β
β does it sound like i know how to whistle? β Β
β you should teach me how to hunt. β Β
β a bad reputation doesnβt mean youβre bad. β Β
β thanks for still giving a shit about me. β Β
β i did those things to keep us alive. β Β
β we murdered people, and i donβt judge your for it. β
β be careful who you put your faith in. the only people who can betray us are the ones we trust. β
β youβre the only one i trust. β Β
β is this really all they had to worry about? boys, movies, deciding which shirt goes with which skirtβ¦ itβs bizarre. β
β what are you so afraid of? β Β
β you have no idea what loss is. β Β
β everybody i have cared for has either died, or left me. β
β donβt tell me that i would be safer with somebody else because the truth is, i would just be more scared! β
β i am not flinching. the rifle just sucks. β
β theyβre not following us, i think weβre safe. β
β what the fuck is wrong with you, sneaking up on me like that? β
β was that the first dead body you ever saw? β
β as much as i love arguing with your stubborn ass, weβre on a mission here. βΒ
β are you gonna kill me? this seems like the perfect place to do it. β
β what did the frustrated cannibal do? he threw up his hands. β
β what did the triangle say to the circle? youβre so pointless. β
β how does a computer get drunk? it takes screenshots. β
β you donβt know what it was like to have a family, to belong. β
β goddamn it, i wanna punch you so bad. β
β we can just be all poetic and shit and lose our minds together. β
β i sensed doubt in there. βΒ Β
β i need to know youβre with me. βΒ Β
β any sudden moves, i put one right between your eyes. β
β itβs hard to trust strangers. βΒ Β
β luck? thereβs no such thing as luck. βΒ Β
β i believe everything happens for a reason. βΒ Β
β i can protect you. βΒ Β
β do not fall asleep. βΒ Β
β i started worrying you wouldnβt wake up. βΒ Β
β iβm afraid of you. βΒ Β
β youβre a dangerous person, youβve certainly proven that. β
β you canβt survive on your own, no one can. βΒ Β
β you remind me of me. βΒ Β
β you have a violent heart. βΒ Β
β itβs okay, baby girl. i got you. βΒ Β
β itβs not your fault. βΒ Β
β you want to learn how to play guitar? βΒ Β
β you kinda seem extra quiet today. βΒ Β
β when i went to pull the trigger i flinched. βΒ Β
β so time heals all wounds, i guess. βΒ Β
β people are making apocalypse jokes like thereβs no tomorrow. too soon? β
β moon rocks taste better than earth rocks. why? because theyβre meteor. β
β what did the green grape say to the purple grape? breathe, you idiot. β
β you got hit pretty hard. βΒ Β
β thatβs not on you. βΒ Β
β sometimes things donβt work out the way we hope. βΒ Β
β if you just keep going, you find something new to fight for. β