random shit i’ve heard sentence meme pt. 6
change pronouns as necessary !!
❛ because, apparently, randy orton is a dickhead. ❜
❛ i love the shit out of ___. ❜
❛ i don’t know stuff but if you tell me what to do, i’ll do my best. ❜
❛ oh, right, i have to turn the car on before it does the drive thing. ❜
❛ let her know i’m dumb. actually, i’ll just tell her, straight up. ❜
❛ i wish it was more socially acceptable to cut your own hair without having a mental breakdown. ❜
❛ water break is not an exercise. ❜
❛ i shouldn’t even be in this class, i’m the journalist trying to go to afghanistan. ❜
❛ we’re gonna get our hedgehog on. ❜
❛ it’s not mathematically mathematical. ❜
❛ i wound up with a porn! ❜
❛ ah, the classic candyland characters…yellow, blue, green, and appa. ❜
❛ i heard you had a nightmare about charles manson last night. ❜
❛ is triple h a wrestler? not a serial killer? ❜
❛ we’re talking about real fighting here, let’s focus on professional wrestling please. ❜
❛ i only know his name as his instagram name, his first name is wwe, his last name is rollins….it’s pronounced wee. ❜
❛ the horse statue has a huge dick and balls on it. ❜
❛ ay! that was my cousin, man! ❜
❛ okay, so what if you have worms in your butt? ❜
❛ oh, she’s on the weed. ❜
❛ i just want you to know, the only one that hasn’t disappointed me today is ___. ❜
❛ are you getting a blowjob right now? ❜
❛ you ever go into one of these fancy hotels and trespass? ❜
❛ every now and then i do know where i’m going. ❜
❛ y’all wanna play four square? ❜
❛ if it’s the apocalypse and your movie is still sitting on the shelves, you fucked up. ❜
❛ oh, i’m zoomin’, dude! ❜
❛ i’m pretty close to nobody, so. ❜
❛ stop fussing over the onion. ❜
❛ it’s my justin bieber cardboard cutout. ❜
❛ i bought the dog a sweet potato. ❜
❛ why is she watching hannah montana? she is 21 years old. ❜
❛ my middle name is ___, at least i have that going for me. ❜
❛ he not even getting a handful of titty from her. ❜
❛ no offense, but the alamo could never. ❜
❛ goddamn, we did go to denny’s. ❜
❛ it’s either raining or that tree is peeing. ❜
❛ pay attention, fucker…fucker is me. ❜
❛ i don’t fuckin know what teal is. ❜
❛ is that jesus on noah’s ark? ❜
❛ i didn’t make no international purchase no fuckin where. ❜
❛ i’m proud of myself, i usually only have like 3 functioning brain cells but that required like 10. ❜
❛ i think the best kind of orphan is starving orphans. ❜
❛ i have like 3 brain cells at most. ❜
❛ last time i was sad at work, ___ walked me into the freezer and left me there. ❜
❛ you know how i feel about aaron tveit. ❜
❛ are we social distancing cars now? ❜
❛ doggies are horizontal. ❜
❛ i have exactly 2 brain cells. ❜
❛ but ___ was there and i didn’t wanna cry in front of him. ❜
❛ i forgot the point i was trying to make. ❜
❛ he’s a pathological liar. ❜
