CURDLED LICHEN

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

haha pranked you!!! got you!! *looks down to my hands, soaked with blood, my hair clinging to my face with sweat. i am all alone in this room. i cant remember if there was ever anyone else. my head hurts…*

i should have been cultivating a cult around me fuuuuck i could be having shrine maidens pouring casks of wine into my mouth every fucking day i could have reshaped the agriculture in this region to facilitate this but now there's a kingdom and shit and they want me dead for melting knights

the worst thing about those fancy pears is that you think “there’s no way a pear could be worth that much” but if you actually make the mistake of tasting one you will be forced to confront the fact that what you thought was pleasure is but a shadow of a shadow and there is a world out there more real than real that your senses have been waiting for, where the colors are richer and the water is wetter and sleep is refreshing. and you’re not invited.

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

My therapist said it's okay that I troll people on the internet but I have to troll responsibly.

basically, if you feel an inexplicable sudden and intense desire to stab yourself with the knife you're holding, or if you out of nowhere suddenly feel compelled to claw your heart out of your chest… do not worry. this is very moé and girls love it