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          ❛   Well pal, y’not a loser. Not completely. And no, you can’ttell me what t’do. I want names. Who beat you up? I may be an asshole but i don’tlike people beatin’ up people unless im the one doin’ it. ❜

“Now, don’t go acting like you’re tough or some shit. Lesnar shoved his fist to m’fucking eye, settle your butt down, s’not like you can do somethin’ ‘bout it.”

Au: Nikki & Seth run the WWE as it’s top competitors.

i’m sorry for my inactivity over here. i’m just feeling pretty down rn and my muse is low as hell. also all that anon hate, whoever send it to me, makes me hate things even more.

             ❛ Mate, i’m not completely careless, alright? NOW tell me who did this to ya’ so i can go and teach ‘em some manners. Don’t take kindly to kids raggin’ on other kids. ❜

“---I know you’re not, Paige. Just makes me feel like a fuckin’ loser, y’know? Just have your seat and ---keep me company instead, yeah?”

#nine months of Seth: day 41 of 274.

Brie lets a grin break out, shaking her head while keeping her eyes locked at her desk. “This good girl decided to release some frogs from the lab.” She scoffed, turning to face him. “I know. I know.. it sounds so old school. And  you probably thought these things only happen on TV. BUT, i’m proving things like that not only happen on television. I just.. couldn’t help myself. I hate seeing animals locked up. It’s so… ew.”

“Honestly?” Colby glanced at her with seriousness in his face.  “That’s one stupid thing to do, Brianna.” He shrugged but then chuckled because the whole idea of letting the frogs go was actually quite a funny joke. “You’re quite a prankster. The teacher will probably think you’re on my goddamn team for once.”

‘ did you eat my last fuckin’ donut? are you even allowed to eat donuts, mister crossfit? ’

“Hey, i’m a crippled motherfucker over here! At least have some mercy.”

The 2015 Madden Tournament

starter call for this verse.