Someday, This’ll Be Nicer

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20