bABE oF tHE gALLOWS

lmfaooo why didn't i see this soonerrrr

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

"m/m is a way to escape Misogyny" if you're a woman and you're saying this you literally just have internalized misogyny full-force bc why would you turn to men to escape a power structure men created and benefit from and not oh idk stories written by and about women

Something to avoid like the plague if you want to improve your overall quality of life are fujoshi who call any stories that involve a straight woman being in any kind of relationship with a man hetslop.

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine