CUPID

okay sorry i’m not done

-“He may be VulCAN but that doesn’t mean he CAN act!”

-“They’re doing The Trouble with Tribbles.” “I think the trouble is with the casting!”

-“I don’t know about time, but this SHOW has gone amok!” “I know! I wish they were pon farr away!”

-“Do they ever explain why they call him Bones?” “I’m not sure but I know it’s not for a funny bone!”

-“Chekov? I wish we were checking out!”

-“Hey, where’s Lieutenant Uhura?” “Who cares? I uhura we can leave early!”

-“I don’t care if it’s the Kelvin timeline- I wish it was the END of the timeline!”

-“They keep beaming people down- what they should do is beam us out!”

-“You know it’s serious when Spock’s not in his science blues.” “This show is making me blue!”

-“It doesn’t matter what the ship is called, it’s certainly not worth the EnterPRICE of these tickets”

-“They got two Chris’s to be in this movie.” “They should’ve focused on getting a half-decent plot!”

-“They should have some patience for the Klingons.” “I agree- I’m barely clinging on to my sanity!”