Mostly Void; Partially Stars

you will mention your favorite color is yellow and people will be practically jumping at the chance to let you know how hideous it is to them. just SALIVATING to look you in the eye and tell you it’s fucking ugly. like man what do you want and expect me to do here. change my mind? i have to laugh

it is a happy color. daffodils are yellow. pompompurin is yellow. do you hate him? pompompurin? do you think he’s hideous? do you want pompompurin to die? is that it? you sick fuck

Sorry I'm busy hating myself and feeling guilty about things I could never control.

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

yes, babe, you're sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you're evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

finger me stupid and let me look up at you adoringly 🥺

it should be illegal for society to make u do things when youre on ur period. also you should be given 500 dollars to buy whatever you want online