Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

the biggest april fool’s day joke is always the fact that it’s april bc i swear to you yesterday was mid-february

this is usually true but not for fucking 2020 because yall march lasted for literally 7 years and the fact that it’s only april 1st is wild

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot