CunningDan79

Do you know what annoys me to no end? It's these preggy bimbos complaining about getting fired. What is it their pregnancy brain can't comprehend? You won't believe the things I heard. I heard it's illegal to fire these worker wombs. So what if they whip out their breast pump? And they might as well move their work to the bathroom. This is why we need to bring back Trump! He'll make sure that little baby bump stays home. We shouldn't have to put up with their hormones. Those preggos turn the workplace into Thunderdome though they should be polishing their king's scepter and dusting his throne. I know I'm going to get a lot of flak for this, but a baby-maker in the home is inarguable bliss.

As an atheist, one thing that irks my temperament is when people mislabel themselves atheists by defining atheism with no definition, i.e., lack of belief. That's not what atheism is. It's a view about ontology; not epistemology. That would be agnosticism, which is not the same thing. The confusion adds insult to injury when agnostics reinterpret the etymology. They'll say a means no, theos means god, ism means belief, therefore, atheism means no god belief. This makes no sense! It means the belief in no god, i.e., godless; not godlack. Get it right!

I was at the you-scanners the other day and saw the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I shouted, "Wowza! Yowza! Howza much to take you home?" Then some old hag pulled her close to her and screamed, "She's underage!" I said, "If she can blow out 18 candles she's old enough." Then some idiot bystander who can't mind their own business said, "Someone should check his hard drive." I reached for my zipper and said, "You want to see how hard my drive is?" Let's just say I lost my job and am no longer allowed at the grocery store.

For one, all books are picture books. It's just that the books I prefer all have pictures of words in them. The only reason anyone more developed than an embryo would prefer so-called picture books is because they can't handle the complexities of coloring books. The work was already done for them.

For one, all books are picture books. It's just that the books I prefer all have pictures of words in them. The only reason anyone more developed than an embryo would prefer so-called picture books is because they can't handle the complexities of coloring books. The work was already done for them.

For one, all books are picture books. It's just that the books I prefer all have pictures of words in them. The only reason anyone more developed than an embryo would prefer so-called picture books is because they can't handle the complexities of coloring books. The work was already done for them.

Hi! I'm Wilhelm Fakesmeare. I'm new to this channel. Like my pin? It's Cunning Dan, the actual star of the show. I'm the host, he's the star. He gives me my humor. I'm a very serious person who needs it.

Because they're unwanted invalids."

Since it's more of those Christian pitfalls."

'Cause he's causing us so much great dread."

I think that proves you to be damn liars."

Don't say, 'Shhh!' I've already spoken!"

Since mine didn't have a split in it."

Oh, I'm a marvelous backslider."

If you'd stop fighting back, this would pass."

'Cause I am the beautiful Jose."