THE VITRIOLIC RETURN OF FEMME RULER O’ DEMONS — accompanied by goetic troublemakers and dirty little mortals alike— shakes the earth and makes the universe choke on stardust! claws are digging and scratching, tearing down flesh hence ribbons of gore and open graves. little maverick of the yellow pigtails and blue ribbons talks shit about how they should take their nefarious endeavours elsewhere because her innocent existence doesn’t deserve to experience this horror— blah, blah, blah, nobody gives a fuck and so then mister five goat legs here gobbles her up whole, jagged teeth, drool, and all that. drag bitches to hell, repeat. the end! art credit. i, ii.

   grimmly.   now hang on a moment lovely   ,   of course you could technically kill a person with anything BUT if scones are not baked properly they’re practically hockey pucks which in fact means scones can kill someone if you throw them   &.   hit them in the right area or even eat them   (   if over baked they could be rocks which could cause tooth problems   &.   so on   )   .   now of course to avoid such disasters i’ve found a wonderful website to help fix these scones in order to prevent such a crime   ,   here you’ll find some information about what went wrong with these scones   .   remember lovely i’m going into forensics   &.   i know a thing or two about baking   ,   you’ve only exposed my knowledge of such things   .

&&. how about we go back to scones being the baked sweet that it’s supposed to be, with ‘nourishment’ as its primary function? y’all be too violent here, always thinking up ways to murder people…

@panimate