the place where everything seems legit to me..

buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.

I hate English

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Fuck you

don’t tell anyone anything ever 

It’s not your job to be likable. It’s your job to be yourself. The right people will like you anyway.

i love myself but i dont love me back

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

yeah but this is like for real people

what’s the mood for july?

for real