Cucumber

*Listening to my most played songs of the last year*

55 y/o white man trying to chat up an 18 year old:

*Eating batteries again*

Two planes, two towers.

Occasionally I open my eyes and it's like a thick mist has filled the space in front of me, desaturating and blurring my view of the surroundings.

My favourite strategy for clearing my mind has always been just picturing a blank PowerPoint presentation but now it's ruined cause I can't get rid of the

Getting completely sopping wet under a bathroom tap so people can't tell I pissed myself

Wish I could ctrl-f a transcript of my entire life.

Overheard: "If I don't smoke a cigarette in the next 20 minutes I'm gonna scream"

Driving ez.