I had a dream last night where Iβd written a fantasy story about a fantasy drug ring run by an ace a unicorn hunter (as in someone who hunted literal unicorns) and the drug they specialised in was powdered unicorn horn which was basically Cocaine 2.0 .
Anyway in the story the nearby city where they plied their trade was trying to crack down on the black market drug supply and associated funding for criminal gangs so they decided to exterminate the already quite rare unicorns in the nearby forest that acted as their supply. To protect their business the unicorn hunter and her posse had to capture and dehorn as many unicorns as possible and pass them off as a new imported breed of horse (requiring the drug ring to pretend to be foreign merchants) in order to have a viable breeding stock after the purge and save the unicorns from local extinction.
I blame this on a video I watched last night about purely unproblematic queer representation being boring as shit, and apparently my subconscious took that as a challenge and handed me a queer unicorn-slaughtering drug lord.
I have no memory of any of this but it would make a fantastic ttrpg campaign
