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@cucumber-offical
Cucumber, I got to tell you something.. it involves your son.
-@limeade-offical
Huh. Go ahead, I'm all ears.
Imayhavedatedyoursonbeforehedied
Impossible! My lil’ Pickie was far too young for any of those… shenanigans. All he ever cared about was going swimming in his brine bath and getting put on the tops of fancy cheeseburgers. Truly an overachiever, I must say, but never thought twice about romance.
(gosh, was my son really getting more play than me? sigh…)
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Cucumber, I got to tell you something.. it involves your son.
-@limeade-offical
Huh. Go ahead, I'm all ears.
every now and then I consider dunking myself into a big beautiful pit of brine and just... staying there. letting the saltiness seep into my cucurbitaceaean veins. sitting back as the dill and garlic flavor my watery insides. watching myself shrivel as i reach color equilibrium with the tainted liquid and ascending into my next form:
the pickle.
Yeah I do this sometimes
Yummy nopales :3
every now and then I consider dunking myself into a big beautiful pit of brine and just... staying there. letting the saltiness seep into my cucurbitaceaean veins. sitting back as the dill and garlic flavor my watery insides. watching myself shrivel as i reach color equilibrium with the tainted liquid and ascending into my next form:
the pickle.
Are you ok
okay weevil answer this have YOU ever tried languishing in brine until you become such a distorted version of yourself that people start calling you by a different name altogether?
No??????
WELL DONT KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT OK
every now and then I consider dunking myself into a big beautiful pit of brine and just... staying there. letting the saltiness seep into my cucurbitaceaean veins. sitting back as the dill and garlic flavor my watery insides. watching myself shrivel as i reach color equilibrium with the tainted liquid and ascending into my next form:
the pickle.
Are you ok
okay weevil answer this have YOU ever tried languishing in brine until you become such a distorted version of yourself that people start calling you by a different name altogether?
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every now and then I consider dunking myself into a big beautiful pit of brine and just... staying there. letting the saltiness seep into my cucurbitaceaean veins. sitting back as the dill and garlic flavor my watery insides. watching myself shrivel as i reach color equilibrium with the tainted liquid and ascending into my next form:
the pickle.
Me too man, me too
wowzers
Your son’s gone forever, you know that right?
-@limeade-offical
No! He’s still gotta be out there somewhere…
…even if that somewhere is in @babyrat-offical’s stomach…
i’m a hungry baby rat bro
You’ve got a point there. I guess I can’t really blame you. We do taste pretty good, after all.
do you want to be friends even though me and my 100 rat siblings ate your child????
Oh babyrat-offical, I’d love to! He was really annoying to take care of anyways.
Checkerboard Cubed Watermelon Salad (Vegan)
Y’know, I didn’t think me and Watermelon would really get along, but turns out we actually have quite a lot in common. We’re both fresh, low in calories, and mostly made up in water. Plus, my dark green skin and their dark green rind were a perfect match. Ever since Eggplant divorced me, I’ve been considering doing another photoshoot with Watermelon. Who knows? Maybe we could be the next trendy food couple…
@watermelon-offical the ball is in your court!
Sorry kinda focusing on myself rn. Open to another photoshoot but keep it professional please
Oh! Of course, haha! Sorry to bother you. Stay fresh!
Stay fresh…. like the squid sisters………… Splatoon
Oh, Squid! She’s a real sweetheart too. We were in some sushi rolls together once.
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Your son’s gone forever, you know that right?
-@limeade-offical
No! He’s still gotta be out there somewhere…
…even if that somewhere is in @babyrat-offical’s stomach…
i’m a hungry baby rat bro
You’ve got a point there. I guess I can’t really blame you. We do taste pretty good, after all.
Checkerboard Cubed Watermelon Salad (Vegan)
Y’know, I didn’t think me and Watermelon would really get along, but turns out we actually have quite a lot in common. We’re both fresh, low in calories, and mostly made up in water. Plus, my dark green skin and their dark green rind were a perfect match. Ever since Eggplant divorced me, I’ve been considering doing another photoshoot with Watermelon. Who knows? Maybe we could be the next trendy food couple…
@watermelon-offical the ball is in your court!
Sorry kinda focusing on myself rn. Open to another photoshoot but keep it professional please
Oh! Of course, haha! Sorry to bother you. Stay fresh!
Your son’s gone forever, you know that right?
-@limeade-offical
No! He’s still gotta be out there somewhere…
…even if that somewhere is in @babyrat-offical’s stomach…
Hello, officalverse. I’m a single father—if you can even call me a father at this point—who’s looking for my long-lost child, @pickle-offical. They’ve been gone since 2015. My ex-wife Eggplant hasn’t been any help, and my twin brother Zucchini is off flourishing in some random Italian dish, so he can’t help either. If anyone knows of @pickle-offical’s whereabouts, please contact me. I need all the help I can get.
i have bad news
Oh. Oh dear. I was hoping this would not be the case…
You don’t mean to tell me that he’s-
ya see, last winter, i was scavenging y’see.
and i found a pickle in the ditch near my burrow.
and a rat was hungry, y’see.
and uh…
i ate him
Goodness… I knew I shouldn’t have let him go wandering into those woods. I guess I’m not cut out for this whole parenting thing…
(did he taste good?)
Hello, officalverse. I’m a single father—if you can even call me a father at this point—who’s looking for my long-lost child, @pickle-offical. They’ve been gone since 2015. My ex-wife Eggplant hasn’t been any help, and my twin brother Zucchini is off flourishing in some random Italian dish, so he can’t help either. If anyone knows of @pickle-offical’s whereabouts, please contact me. I need all the help I can get.
i have bad news
Oh. Oh dear. I was hoping this would not be the case…
You don’t mean to tell me that he’s-
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Checkerboard Cubed Watermelon Salad (Vegan)
Y’know, I didn’t think me and Watermelon would really get along, but turns out we actually have quite a lot in common. We’re both fresh, low in calories, and mostly made up in water. Plus, my dark green skin and their dark green rind were a perfect match. Ever since Eggplant divorced me, I’ve been considering doing another photoshoot with Watermelon. Who knows? Maybe we could be the next trendy food couple…
@watermelon-offical the ball is in your court!
Grilled salmon salad with creamy cilantro lime dressing
I remember starring in this one! Photoshoot took way longer than it should’ve because SOMEONE kept making silly faces at the camera (ahem, CILANTRO, ahem)… Ah, good times, good times.
