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Lore fact: In a brand new study doctors have discovered that browsing The Muppet Joker’s (untagged) blog on a daily basis decreases the likelihood of heart risk later in life. However, it does scientifically lessen your chances of being cool.

This is actually beneficial for me because a doctor diagnosed me with being too fuckin gnarly in 2016

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

I thought it looked good

Lore fact: We have been getting texts and calls all day. Stop this.

You could just... Answer the phone and set up an interview?

neurospicy was an activity enjoyed by much of the 21st century usamerican middle class, related to the contemporary practices of "astrology," "psychiatry," and "phrenology." Practitioners, known as "neurospices" (singular neurospex) would attempt to categorize people through observation and consultation with the "Diesemfive," their holy book. It is said a particularly skilled neurospex could perfectly and accurately divine the conditions of another person from a single tumblr post.

Lore fact: This is absurd. I am the supervisor. Blue used to respect me.

Are you like... Ok?

Lore fact: Tattoo.

Lore fact: This is your own doing.

I thought blue was the one who went to the piercing shop so wouldn't it be blues doing?

Lore fact: This is correct but Red’s behavior caused it so it is also their doing if you really think about it.

Blue hitting red with a genuine "look what you made me do" in 2026 is wild

Lore fact: Tattoo.

Lore fact: This is your own doing.

I thought blue was the one who went to the piercing shop so wouldn't it be blues doing?