also he's trans

Scout: The doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try telling me I’m dying

Soldier: I’ve never heard of this “Europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me

Pyro: “This whole thing smacks of gender” I holler as I overturn my uncles barbecue grill and turn Fourth of July into fourth of shit

Demo: drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if it’s bad or not

Engie: At first I thought science was a shit waste of time. Then I saw somebody make a meme of it,. And now… hooboy.. I like it

Medic: Bring me your dead pet and i will make a sword out of it for $39

Heavy: My massive shoulder span constantly prevents my tiny, malnourished ass from absorbing sunlight. My body is essentially at war with itself.

Sniper: i have been tasting my own piss everyday in order to develop a immunity to it. I am immune to piss. If you piss on me I’ll just laugh at you.

Spy: While you were “gaming”, I was tasting 100 different kinds of wine behind a waterfall while crying into a shamans arms

Ms Pauling: I’m actually, probably the most superbly relatable, and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw.

The Administrer: I have moved all of my bitcoins directly into my brain for safekeeping until this nutso crap blows over

the mercs + twistedhellknight52 posts because this is a fun thing to do and i haven’t done it or at least not in a while.

inktober #3 “the reveal”

You know who’s probably the most underappreciated mercenary? The Demoman. And that makes me sad because he’s one of my favourites. :’( So for the last 6 weeks I’ve worked on a Demoman friendship collection. I hope you like it!

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Much better quality: TF2 - Demopal (2017)