crystal//jade//ris!!

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

please

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

im doing my part to help it wander.

into the void it will travel

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.