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the ao3 curse will catch up to me one day but so long as it doesn't i will continue to write my absolute bullshit and make the internet read it

#ao3 #ao3 curse #ao3 writer

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z-nogyrop

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

z-nogyrop

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

inkyaltbitts

I CANT BREATHE IM FUCKING CRYING LAUHING IM SOOO HAHAHAHA

zipsunz

you make me stronger

loz-draws-stuff

Deltarune chapter 5 experience

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thefakehedgehogaroundhere

my main takeaway from chapter 5 thus far

amalsoappickle

Friend inside me is real and on suicide watch

witchyamethyst

I'm about to go so insane over how they stage the warriors musical I've literally been thinking about it since the album came out. There's so many design opportunities!!!

disorganizedguts

my first deltarune chapter 5 fanart. it's good to be home./silly

matchamilk030

breaking out of my hiatus just to redraw that fuckass expression they did in the new chapter

might redraw the other glorious expressions they did aswell

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miiilowo

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

trans4trains

oh-no-its-bird

Going to go see the amazing digital circus finale in theaters today! Oh boy, I sure do hope nothing bad happens in it!

oh-no-its-bird

Good stuff all around

clownowo

i think nicepants can survive ch5 because milklooker says this and crucially ☝️ pizzapants is a loser

lara-cherriinie

my name is Susie Deltarune and my power is being oblivious as fuck

gooseworx

This is a compliment. You are being complimented. You are a delight and now complimented. No acknowledgement required.

I'm gonna acknowledge this one, fuck you

I mean thank you

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gooseworx

Goose, what's your message to the fandom before ep 9 hits?

This one's a bit heavy, so be ready for that.

gooseworx

Heard you like Teto what's your favourite Teto song

this one

https://youtu.be/Fhg3KsDkMJM?si=mPNbAxxrwmQQG33_

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