started writing an angsty willmack fic and have suddenly found myself on a silly samisa side quest

will is so messy. i love that for him and us. but damn it’s mack’s bday. throw him a bone or bone him. either one is fine.

so glad i can spend hours at my big girl job listening to new olivia rodrigo and catastrophize about willmack. i am truly #blessed

ok mack. we see you in your slutty 5 inch inseam shorts with your new chain. i don’t know what will did but i bet he’s real sorry about it.

what’s next? foreskin discourse?

will smith beefcake better send mack at least ten sweaty shirtless selfies in those navy shorts and dorky shoes once his team wins this whole softball thing

the international disappointments just mean it’s gonna hit like crack next spring when the sharks win their first playoff game in ages off a celebrini to smith or smith to celebrini goal