problem creator

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

people whose favourite characters canonically dance together don't know how good they have it. i would sell my organs for that. and you already have it. for free. i hope you're grateful.

no longer asking what’s wrong with me i don’t believe i care to know

obsessed w saying yipee it was ironic but now i say it to express genuine excitement or joy as well...

i love how ancient people all over the mediterranean and near east across the centuries would hold a ball of clay in their hands, think to themselves 'what should i make', and then have the beautiful wonderful idea of. clay pomegranate

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

i wish i could join discord servers and be talkative but alas every time i'm put in one i feel like a frightened captive animal being released into the wild for the first time and i instantly shove it in a folder never to be seen again outside of a random ping every few months

your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw