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golongbyjoannanewsom

obsessed w this person in the replies

if Jesus was the punk then Judas would've been a Black metalhead. Not sure what this means on account of my friend wrote it. Give him notes or I'll hurt everyone.

#give me notes #give me likes

arkanaea

Wasn’t allowed to reblog this but I want yall to see it

Edit for everyone interpreting this as cheap: the 7.99 is just for the sweet potato wedges.

dogpuppy

cryptidcraab

this is true I've seen it happen. Celestial kingdom is bright like the sun because moths fucking love the bright light. Mormons also lay eggs in your clothing. I've seen it.

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cherrypikkins

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size

himejoshikomaeda

i can’t stop crying laughing at this

sentient-tent

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

sentient-tent

reblog to feed her notes

elodieunderglass

How is she doing this

sentient-tent

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

sentient-tent

reblog to feed her notes

elodieunderglass

How is she doing this

trying-trying2lyk

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

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contemptible-scoundrel

pull up

cryptidcraab

me and my current friend who I am spending time with. We are currently together and this is me and him. He's the girl with the sex tattoo but it's a tramp stamp

bobdylanyaoi

*aborted bandmate voice* i would be touching you in a vaguely gay way onstage right now... if i existed

cannibalismduel

Wanting to buzz my head and bleach it blonde but I know it will end up looking like him

cryptidcraab

so no Arizona? Nice. Love not having to do things.

sport-news-daily

well maybe i am "the faggot america"

cryptidcraab

when I was a kid I assumed "Faggot America" was a president who green day supported

greelin

one thing white men are gonna always do is be named Michael

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medievalsquire

my knight pointed at a battlefield covered in smoke and said “beautiful, isn’t it” ok freakbob

cannibalismduel

Vulp

cryptidcraab

He's just so blond. Can he fix that

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