cryptid crab crustacean Esquire

rescuing woke mr. new vegas from robert house’s goon crypt

you can just come on hehe and say stuff and @cryptidcraab will say "ykw yeah that's pretty good"

@midnight33333 his terrible loser ex who is also his subordinate located

they're slandering me for supposedly eating piss again. I don't do that this was only an accusation because I'm trans

PISS BOYYYYYYYYY

YOUR INSULT IS LITERALLY ON THE LEVEL OF AN ANIME MASK WEARING 12 YEAR OLD WHO CALLED HIMSELF AN ALPHA MALE

@cavernclaw the best part about this is that he's in NO WAY ASSOCIATED WITH THIS STUFF. I just saw one millennial burger kink post and now every time someone invents a fake fetish on Tumblr Cathal pops into my head and waves politely. He's not even involved he just shows up

wtf happens eveR

millennial burger restaurant fallout OC. He's great and I'd die for him

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

@cavernclaw the best part about this is that he's in NO WAY ASSOCIATED WITH THIS STUFF. I just saw one millennial burger kink post and now every time someone invents a fake fetish on Tumblr Cathal pops into my head and waves politely. He's not even involved he just shows up

Well I know who these are, asides from the guys they actually are.

probably not even accurate I just see the hair and say stuff

Well I know who these are, asides from the guys they actually are.

i like all of these ideas except racism

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry