Cody

So are you guys actually excited for your futures or is that just like a myth?

What's the point of having thick thighs if you have no girlfriend to lay her head down on them?

My mom always calls my thighs fat and tells me that I need to lose weight even though these meaty thighs can squat 200 lbs but ok deborah

Hate it when I eat something that tastes really good but has a horrible texture so I'm just sitting there shoveling food in my mouth and gagging every 2 seconds

I will never understand the appeal of just murdering animals to hang on your wall. Am I the only one who doesn't enjoy killing things minding their own business for a "trophy"

My step mom coughs and sneezes straight into her hand, no fist or anything, just her open palm I've literally never been more disgusted in my entire life

My breakfast this morning was a bowl of pancake batter. Anyways how's everyone else's day's going?