(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง

[She looked over to where the hero pointed, eyeing the evacuation point before looking back at the man who stood before her.]

                 ❝ I don’t know what that is, but we can stick close           by, at least. In case you need me to lift some rubble, or           something. ❞

          [ He slides the shield onto his back and jumps up on top      of a taxi’s roof, trying to see over the general chaos in the      streets. Starts using his ‘Captain’ voice. ]

       “I wasn’t called as back-up.” She said, “I’m just a concerned citizen, but feel free to consider me a helpful ally.” 

      A smile pulled at her lips as she turned back to the fight. “I do love fighting robots, I never have to pull my punches.” she said, drawing her sword and pulling her own shield off her back. 

               ❝ The pleasure is mine, ma’am. ❞

          He wasn’t all that surprised that she knew of him, at      least, but he didn’t exactly know who she was. Frisbeeing      his shield-- actually, that was pretty effective, he      decapitated two of them. 

‘bit hard to do–it’s an energy shield, actually. [fishes through his pockets for his phone] I have a prototype on here–it doesn’t work right, ‘course, but it gives an idea of what it’s like.

[blinks a lot] [he’s not really stunned by the technology at this point, he kind of lived with tony stark for a while, but. dang]

I’m just a guy. [he doesn’t really know how to express that without getting snappy, but he just]

Probably for the best, it’s… a hell of a story.

               You know, he didn’t actually. Do you have a picture?           I’d love to see it--

“You know what else is dangerous? Waiting to change my resident and giving them a UTI because no one else was around to get a box of diapers.”

                ❝ Luckily, I’m here to assist. ❞

          He sounds kind of dry when he says it, taking the box      without complaint.