Lord, What A Mess!

I always liked the Little Mermaid best. Or Aladdain. But Snow White was pretty good to.

[look at them] [looks at them] Oh, you poor, sweet Luddite. No, we’ll stream it on netflix.

[!!!] Sounds awesome.

Okay, sugar-bear, let’s do this. [because of the matching outfits and not because that’s a thing she’d generally call them]

          [ they make a valiant effort not to let their eyes roll back into their head, and also not to make a ‘bear-jew’ joke since she’s not seen the movie yet ]

Actually! When you texted me saying you had decided to make a bunch of pizzas yourself because you’ve lost all of your impulse control, I went ahead and brought some soy cheese.

[shrugs] It’s alright. The beginning part is really sad, and then it’s mostly just cute. It’s, not, like, the best disney movie, but it’s at least pretty to look at.

You wanna watch it?

          the best one is snow white.  [ nods ]  [ that’s the one they saw in theaters when they were a youngun anyway ]

Hell yeah. I’ve never seen it before and don’t know what it’s about, but it sounds fun.

          [ holds her shoulders firmly in their grasp ]  [ first of all, they’re excited there’s a movie they’ve seen that she hasn’t ]  [ second of all ]

I assume it goes without saying that I will not be partaking in this pizza monstrosity.

Yeah, it’s called up. It’s, like, a Disney movie.

To answer your question though, um, not much. Or, I guess, “not fucking much”.

          [ !!! ]  disney, huh ??