how come humans don’t lick to show affection

lesbians do! 

I spat out my drink

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

aim high

Find a girl who talks shit just so you'll fuck her harder.

Tell her she’s precious while you’re sliding your fingers into her. 😍

I think the idea of you making me read something out loud while you fuck me is incredibly hot. I like talking during sex, much more than you do. You like to communicate in other ways. So keep me occupied reading to you. I know you wanna hear my voice waver and crack, hear how flustered I get, hear the gasps and moans in between the text. And you can pull away and look at me with that commanding stare and just say “no, baby” any time I try to stop

you have until december 17 to be horny. after that it’s illegal