Llamas With Hats (Episodes 1-5) : Sentence Starters
"_______, there is a dead human in our house!"
"Oh, hey, how did he get in here?"
"Me? Uh, I didn’t do this!"
"I’ve never seen him before in my life!"
"Why did you kill this person, _______?"
"That is…that is my least favorite thing to do."
"Tell me, _______, exactly what you were doing before I came home."
"_______, that KILLS people!"
"I stabbed him 37 times in the chest."
"Why—why are they missing?"
"I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands..."
"My stomach was making the rumblies."
"What is wrong with you?!"
"Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That’s—that’s two things!"
"You sunk an entire cruise ship, _______!"
"I would think I'd remember something like that."
"Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it."
"You were headbutting children off the ship!"
"Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!"
"I can't believe what I'm hearing!"
"That's the sound of forgiveness."
"That's the sound of people drowning _______."
"That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence."
"Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls."
"I will not apologize for art."
"I don't know about you but i'm having a lovely time here."
"We're supposed to be on vacation."
"He was a traitor and a scoundrel."
"i seemed to have swallowed and entire person."
"Now we're both in the wrong."
"I feel like I've inisuated a challenge."
"We've known each other for three years!"
"Well if you exuse me i have some pictures to delete from my computer."
"I thought you were a woman."
"I'm building a meat dragon and any meat won't do."
"In that case, I should probably mention that all our luggage is filled with orphan meat."
"Your mouth unhinged like a snake."
"You've tracked mud all over the carpet! "
"Then there is an imposter on the loose!"
"I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning."
"Please tell me you had nothing to do with this."
"I ripped the tag off a mattress."
"What? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city."
"Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded."
"And friend ship is two pals munching on a well roasted face together."
"I think I'm gonna throw - oh, one just touched me."
"Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence."
"I don't understand how you keep forgetting that."
"It's not nearly as tasteful as I pictured it in my head."
"Raw face is just gross."
"I know you’ve done something."
"I am a respected member of the community to even insinuate."
"I baked some banana bread for our neighbor."
"Hmm, I stepped on a ladybug by accident."
"What do you mean, “huh”?"
"I may have created a crack in spacetime…. through which to collect billions of baby hands."
"Well, y’know, whities gotta pay."
"And the payment is baby hands."
"Well from here it looks like a weather balloon."
"I'm not in the mood for this."
