rosemary-mint

we were cosmically destined to be tumblr mutuals

date idea: eat me out and finger me until i squirt everywhere 🤗

Laying my head down on the guillotine but my titties spill out of my dress and the executioner accidentally cuts his own head off while trying to get a better look

The thing about women is they are hot

*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

(sweating nervously) (opening a private browser window) (whipping my head around to make sure nobody is watching) (shakily typing into my search bar) bunnies playing

dick from a man who has waited lifetimes to meet me again in my reincarnated form

I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake