I wish I was a dolphin

To mark 30 years of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novels we present the 10 best characters, from Granny Weatherwax to Moist von Lipwig

611. The world is made up of four elements: Earth, Air, Fire and Water. This is a well known fact. It’s also wrong. There’s a fifth element, and generally it’s called Surprise.

2009

Delilah is adorable, but also disgusting.

How ferrets climb stairs.

I hate him

The scaly foot gastropod is probably the worst snail name ever invented. Especially for one of the most incredible organisms on the planet. How many creatures can you name that have an iron shell? None. No creature can grow a metal sheath around itself—except Scaly G. Living nearly 2,400 meters (8,000 ft) below the ocean’s surface, near hydrothermal vents, the scaly foot gastropod incorporates the heavy metals floating in its habitat into its shell.