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Disgusted with past me for buying medium-tip ballpoint pens

“Hate the player, not the game” is fundamentally Capitalist

Stumbled across a biblical coloring book with this illustration that looks like Adam and Eve discussing erectile dysfunction

#more like the garden of EDen amirite

Gently explaining to my wife that she’ll have to sit through another 100+ hours of Baldur’s Gate because I got friend-zoned by a tiefling

#baldur's gate 3 #karlach

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They’re all good Mothmen, Brent

but whose?

#and how did it get internet access?

draw close and let me whisper the words you've longed to hear: six dollar bagel

ryeisenberg

I started a YouTube channel for my food blog The Practical Kitchen with a goal of reaching 500 subscribers by the end of the year! Think you can help me get there Tumblr?

Each video is less than 2 minutes long, just enough for you to get a sense of the recipe process and see certain steps so you know what to expect, and you can find the recipes that go with them on my site (also linked below the videos!).

Other ways to say "I fuck" if you don't live in a van

If this Prius is chargin', don't come a-bargin'

If this train is a-rollin', please keep on strollin'

If these decks are heavin', kindly get leavin'

If this aircraft is flyin', it's time for bye-byein'

If this hammock is swayin', please be awayin'

If this birdhouse is squawkin', just keep on walkin'

If this disco is groovin', I suggest you get movin'

If this joint is hoppin', there's no need for stoppin'

If this kayak is paddlin', you best be skedaddlin'

If this blimp is inflatin', it's time for vacatin'

If this igloo's defrostin', please be get-lostin'

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I don’t know how to explain this better but I was in San Francisco tonight and there was a table of eight next to us whose facial hair had extreme “I just got fired from twitter” vibes

#honestly good for them

imwithmagneto

#reblobster

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A squirrel hid a peanut in our window frame and this bird just hit the jackpot

obesecamels

It’s occurred to me that “bingo night” or “bridge night” at the senior center will probably be “D&D night” when we get there, and now I’m ready to retire.

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