This is lazy and plotless because I am so tired but I needed to see something new on the Cjizzy tag

Yeah okay so Craig Charles hiding his face while he laughs is the most adorable thing in the universe

Series 4 smeg ups: pretty boys laughing at themselves

Also Rimmer with his floofy curls and actually smiling,,,

Guess who's ill again,,, it's me and I'm not happy about it so here's some boring, domestic fluff for the universe.

One of my closest friends got a coil put in recently, and, as someone who has lived and survived the physical and emotional violation of having a coil put in, I wanted to make her something that would make her laugh. So, here is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever made in my entire life. And, actually, I am of the opinion that we should have more terrible IUD humour because lord knows there's nothing else funny about the situation.

Oops, I didn't get better in the week and made another one. You can pry sick Izzy/caring Jack out of my cold dead hands.

I needed some comfort and in order to not make Jack completely soft for no reason I gave that man therapy. Point is, it was a conscientious decision to have Jack think like that and Izzy talk like that because they are actively working on it all.

If I'm not actively having a moment of trying to work out what the hell is going on with me, I am not thinking about it. It's like I have object impermanence about my sexuality. I will put it down after looking at it for a while and forget about it. And what's more? I will be suspicious that you're asking me about it. How do you know about that? I think I left it in my kitchen. What have you been doing in my house?

I'm pretty sure I read it on ao3 but cannot find it in the daddy kink tag. Pls help!