minecraft chicken embarrassment

i’m a god at eye contact nobody is better at eye contact than me i’m neurotypical and very good at small talk by how are you wow it is chilly outside omg what did your boyfriend do that’s crazy i can’t believe that oh i’m so sorry that happened i’ve studied all the scripts

like literally "make your opponent think youre an idiot" is the greatest fighting game advice ive ever heard. not even just for fighting games. apply it to everything

Maslow’s hierarchy of needs but it just says “make out with a guy on the couch”

the bands all live inside the jukebox and only come out if you give them a quarter. theyre very shy but if youtake the time to befriend them you will become friends for life ^-^ and you can ask them to sing their beautiful song to you whenever you want

all new text post TONIGHT, at 8:30/7:30c

i’ll show you REAL bisexuality *runs directly into the doorframe for some reason*

Weird question but what do you guys think your blog would smell like mine is white tea and sage

If you were actually "just being lazy", then it wouldn't bother you this much that you're not doing what you're supposed to do. Being lazy is comfortable. Struggling to get something done is very different from not caring to do it.

your boyfriend istoo small he fell into the file and we compressed him 

breaking bad au where instead of lung cancer walter just gets the common cold for like 3 days

but like he still becomes an evil drug lord and kills people

saw trap where you have to recite fergalicious from memory and if you accidentally say any of the words to karkalicious your head will be chopped off

writing up a whole personal post and then realizing i don’t even care about what i’m saying. and discard.