Sleep Is For The Weak

IM SCREAMING OMG

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yea,” why isn’t there a “purgatory perhaps”?

its weird being 18, 19, 20 in 2016 because i remember going into kindergarten and seeing those chunky ass giant computers at the desk and then going through school while technology rapidly develops and graduate in a world where people can have the entire internet and more just in their pocket like idk its so strange to me

i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those

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omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

#more dramatic than romeo and juliet