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"uh, guys? i think we broke him..."

(ok so i saw that make up video where thomas gets turned into a villain and i had the idea of all the sides putting on lipstick and leaving marks on someone and i chose patton because he's best boi don't @ me 💋)

pls excuse my crappy camera and lighting

Each one is terrified into being the most beautiful it can possibly be and given in a neat bunch at the start of every meetup they have. The first bunch sits in a vase on Aziraphale’s desk for exactly three days before it vanishes. It’s even less time before the second bunch disappears and less time than that for every bunch that comes after. By the end of it, Crowley comes to the conclusion (with a pang of… something) that Aziraphale must be throwing them away as soon as Crowley leaves, because they’re never there when he returns. Deciding that he’s either been subtly rejected or that Aziraphale just really doesn’t like flowers, (that one of those possibilities is more likely than the other is a thought that Crowley loves to ignore) he stops growing them. 

It’s on an average evening, weeks later, that he finds out the truth. The two of them are drinking together in the bookshop when Aziraphale makes a comment about Crowley not bringing him flowers any more. Of course Crowley brushes it off with as much dignity and nonchalance as he can muster in the wake of his failure being rubbed in his face. And of course Aziraphale doesn’t even seem to take notice of that, instead suddenly standing up like he’s forgotten something and scurrying away behind a shelf. He returns moments later with what appears to be a thick, slightly-wrinkled tome, which he promptly hands to Crowley. He opens it.