Pretending to Fly is my Favourite

So I’m flying from Astranaar to Azure Watch when my dungeon queue pops. After I’m done, I’m plopped back on my hippogryph, but I shortly notice I’m not flying toward Teldrassil anymore. In fact, I’m flying AWAY from it, and toward the cliffs surrounding Darkshore, which do not seem to be concerning my mount in any way.

It’s around this time that I realize something may be wrong.

Yes, my hippogryph seems to be a: drunk, b: in possession of a seriously misguided idea of where Azure Watch is, and c: no longer bound by the laws of physics, which I’m sure you will agree is a very dangerous combination indeed. 

We continue our underground tour of Kalimdor by flying under Felwood, Mount Hyjal, and all the way out through Azshara.

But we don’t stop there, oh no. This is a bird with a mission. It knows where Azure Watch is, and BY GOD it will get me there.

Goodbye, Kalimdor! Goodbye, actual parts of the game that exist!

“FUCK BOATS,” my hippogryph declares. “WHO FUCKING NEEDS ‘EM?”

Aries - Hero: Bullet time. You can slow down time in order to fight at an incredible speed, making it impossible to hit or shoot you. Villain: Invulnerability. You are impervious to any harm, requiring extreme measures in order to hurt you.

Taurus - Hero: Atmokinesis. You can control the weather, allowing you to control many aspects of nature itself. Villain: Seismic power. You have the ability to create seismic shocks or earthquakes at will.

Gemini - Hero: Intangibility. You have the power to be impossible to perceive by any of the senses. Villain: Molecular dissipation. You can make any object vanish into thin air and absorb its energy.

Cancer - Hero: Clairvoyance. You have the ability to perceive events that are taking place elsewhere or sense places that are not in view. Villain: Summoning. You can call animals, creatures, or otherworldly beings for assistance.

Leo - Hero: Danger sense. You are aware of approaching danger before it reveals itself. Villain: Probability manipulation. You have the power to alter the outcomes of things that require luck or the occurrence of unusual phenomena.

Virgo - Hero: Force fields. You can create transparent or invisible shields as a method of protection. Villain: Banishing. You can send a person somewhere else, usually to trap them or keep them away.

Libra - Hero: Orbing. You have the ability to teleport from place to place with magical orbs surrounding you. Villain:  Omnilingualism. You can decipher any known language and learn any being’s language, alien included, through physical touch.

Scorpio - Hero: Umbrakinesis. You can mentally repulse photons to create shadow or darkness and move objects via shadow. Villain: Possession. You are able to take control of the body and mind of someone else, temporarily leaving your own body for theirs.

Sagittarius - Hero: Cross-dimensional travel. You have the ability to travel through any alternate dimensions. Villain: Molecular combustion. You are able to speed up molecules, basically in order to blow things up.

Capricorn - Hero: Cryokinesis. You can reduce the kinetic energy of atoms in order to lower temperature. This is often used to control, generate, or absorb ice. Villain: Grim reaping. You have the ability to kill or mortally wound someone through touch.

Aquarius - Hero: Portal creation. You have the power to create wormholes in time and space. Villain: Phasing. You have the ability to pass through solid objects.

Love wins at SacAnime!

a man would come in regularly and set up his laptop and speakers in the men’s washroom and would come out once in a while to order more food but then inevitably return to the washroom

someone came through drive-thru and when i asked for their order, they just turned the radio up SUPER LOUD and sat for a few seconds but then left without ordering anything

a man ordered a hazlenut latte and then came back a few minutes later nearly in tears asking if this drink would make his date think he’s gay

someone ordered 12 baked cookies (and we have to put them in the oven separately) and as soon as i got them all packed up he was like “no….no no no….no, absolutely not” and then put his phone up to his ear and left (he had already paid???)

people ordering multiple drinks, taking a sip and then instantly tossing it in the garbage right in front of me

people singing their orders in drive-thru which tbh was nice

okay this is a coworker but my shift supervisor took a bucket of ice and dumped it on the floor while squatting over it and was like “haha im a canadian giving birth”

a regular ordered a cup of water with 15 ice cubes in it specifically daily

another customer would order a cup of just the flavored cool lime syrup

a regular gave me his entire geneology and showed me his family friggin crest when i mentioned i was acadian

firefighter literally stalking me

when an unstoppable flirty meets an immovable ace

Im so sorry Lila but I had this forever on my head I had to draw it off xD

((ps: idk what happened to the img resolution Ill fix it later))

bonus:

2005: i hate 4Kids