CATCHPHRASE BADUMP TSS
“You mean to tell me you’ve been housing a homeless all by yourselves?” Nyx’s mother asked incredulously. “It’s a wonder he hasn’t starved to death. Or died of dysentery. Or worse, for how responsible the pair of you are. Shiva’s blessings he didn’t!”
She shook her head, the look of displeasure sour on her pretty face. “I’d ask whose bright idea it was, but I can’t decide which one of you is the stupider this time. No offense, Mabel. Your son’s a love, but there isn’t an idea he’s gotten come to fruition without this little mongrel’s support.” She shook her child by his ear, and Nyx yelped appropriately.
Still not releasing Nyx from her iron grip, she bent, assuming a smaller form and a beatific smile and crept slowly towards the wretch. “Don’t be shy, now, no one’ll hurt you,” she cooed, her voice gentler than a wind chime. She held her hand out, like one might do when approaching wild dog. “I’m Auntie Aither, and this pretty lady is your Auntie Mabel.”
She clicked her tongue in pity at the sight of him, up close: the streaks of dirty wiped assiduously from his cheek, his wide, dark eyes that flickered with a bright, unmistakable terror, the mass of tangles atop his head the most egregious display of his neglect. “Oh, dove, no, no. You’re coming with us. This is not for debate. Mabel, would you look at this one? He’s … we’ll he doesn’t look great.”
She stood then, clasping her hands together and looking like the picture of maternal kindness as she smiled down at Crowe. “We’re going to get you into a hot bath and clean clothes, and a good warm porridge to heat you through, what do you say?” Her mood shifted to something sharp as she turned her shoulder back to the boys. “Both of you can go fetch water from the rain barrels and start the fire to boil them. And quickly. Mabel, would you mind if we went to yours? You’ve a bigger bathroom, I think.”
"Of course!" she chimed in obligingly, standing aside to shoo them out the door in a cheery bustle. "Of course! And I've got just the shears to deal with that hair—"
"What! Why do we have to get the water!" Libertus elected to complain in a wailing howl as she tugged him along. "He's clean! We take baths with him all the time! In the river! With soap, Mama!"
"Oh, that freezing creek!" Mabel scoffed with distinct disdain in her tone. "Leave it to you boys to think that's a sufficient bath. Absolutely not. Buckets, go on."
Libertus wriggled his way out of her hold with a twisting jerk that left his clothes frumpled and the whole state of him thoroughly disheveled as he gave his mother an open-mouthed stare of pure indignation. "But you make us bathe in it all the time!" he cried, and his tone dropped to something akin to scandalized shock as he placed a hand over his apparently wounded heart. "Mama."
Meanwhile, Crowe was a hesitant thing in the corner, her too large eyes flicking between this Auntie Mabel and Auntie Aither with clear suspicion therein, but she stepped forward, her attention still on the unnecessarily tall woman as she snatched blindly at Nyx's arm to catch his sleeve. She yanked on it, the gesture more out of nerves than real aggression, and finally tore her gaze away to meet his with a timorous, silent question in her eyes that seemed to be looking for proper reassurance from a face she actually knew.


















