Hello! Here For Me? I Humbly Request That You Observe The Following Guidelines.
Greetings, all. I am a humble fanfiction author who does the collection Crouching Jonkler Hidden Zonkler on AO3, which is centered around the ship between Jabber Wonger and Zanka Nijiku from the shounen manga & anime Gachiakuta. Kind commenters have named me Crouch.
I made this Tumblr because it became apparent to me that the Janka community is full of kind and funny people I want to talk to. Below are some guidelines for how best to interact with me, as well as my Post Directory, explaining the personal tags I use to organize this blog.
Guidelines
This is an adult space.
Unfortunately, because of the nature of my work and because I am an adult myself, I don't want to interact with minors on this blog. If you send me a message, please be above the age of majority wherever you are from in the world.
There's no need to be shy.
Are you awkward? Great, me too! I do not have experience with being "online" as it were, and this is all very new to me. Perhaps naively, I'm just hoping to have fun and make friends.
Also, I have no idea how to use social media. If I do something incomprehensible, it's probably because I also don't understand what's going on.
I do accept constructive criticism.
Is something I wrote bothering you? Did I forget an important detail, make something super confusing, neglect to tag something upsetting, or other things of that nature? Feel free to let me know.
Do you want to talk to me, but feel unsure what to say?
What is one moment you've liked in the show so far? If you were a Giver, what would your Vital Instrument be? And, if I may be so bold as to ask, what is your favorite moment from my body of work? Send your answers to any of these questions into my ask box!
Do you have a writing prompt or a scenario idea for me? It is highly unlikely I will ever write it, but I encourage you to propose them regardless. Who knows, you might get me. Or you might get someone else!
If you are an author yourself and wish to request feedback on your own work, please do. Unless you specifically request constructive criticism, I will only tell you what I liked about it. Positive feedback is also very important to one's writing development!
Through it all, please allow some grace for me.
I'm currently recovering from a godawful case of burnout. I do appear to be getting better, which is why I'm able to write at all, but the fact remains that I have a very limited amount of energy that can be quite unpredictable. I have big aspirations and a great quantity of ideas, but whether or not they will come to fruition... that is somewhat up to the wind. I am very protective of my mental health, and if I feel that I'm starting to become unduly stressed by my Internet activities, I will pull back and preserve myself. Unfortunately, this means chapters may go unwritten and your messages may go unanswered. Sorry! I appreciate you regardless.
Post Directory
#crouch thought: My musings and opinions, as well as my headcanons.
#crouch complaint: I love to complain.
#crouch writes: Things I post while writing, as well as any short pieces of writing I may do. Some overlap with #crouch complaint.
#crouch answer: Responses to asks I receive.
#crouch question: Polls I put out, or posts in which I request your opinions.
#crouch update: New works I post.
Well, hopefully that's everything. I am going to go reblog dozens of Janka fan art images now.
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I exited the theater feeling a bit lukewarm but generally positive about the Backrooms movie… now that I’ve had some time to think, however, my opinion continues to improve. I do think it could have done a bit better on execution, but what they chose to do with that concept is really cool, and it is genuinely so interesting to contemplate. Further, the attention to detail in this film is superb.
I recommend this movie to people with decently strong stomachs, sufficient jumpscare & terror resistance, and an interest in liminality, memory, altered perception & stagnation. If you are the type who likes to go home and mull things over, you will enjoy this film.
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crouch i have an amazing mayor, my nba team just won the championship, and you just updated one of my favorite fanfics (toxicology). THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE SO FAR KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK WE LOVE YOU
Hello Crouch. I really like your fics, I've read all of them a bunch of times. I think you nail so well the janka dynamic and the push and pull between the two, while also showing how great their chemistry is. I also think it's great how you include the violence of their relationship in your writing, the words always feel right and don't compromise, which is perfect for them. My favorite moments are when one of them slip and end up showing an ounce of vulnerability before immediately retracting. It's all really great. The only issue is that usually I would be reading all the fics you bookmarked, bc to write bangers you have to read bangers, right ? However since you're anonymous on ao3 i can't so I wanted to ask you if you had any fics suggestions by other authors ? Hope you have a great day and have fun writing you next fics
Thank you so much! They are stupid as all hell, and I take great pains to portray them that way.
It's funny you mention my bookmarks, because even if I weren't anonymous, all of my bookmarks are still private anyway. But I will forever recommend the Catalyst series, also by an anonymous author. Looking back on it, reading this series is probably what made me start wanting to write Janka.
hi crouch! the latest chapter of right round, baby had me giggling and kicking my feet. this update coincided with my birthday so i currently feel like the world’s specialest janka fan. your brand of janka is so peak and i truly cannot get enough of them. thank you!
I accidentally hit the crouch button I am so sorry
It is quite alright. Earlier I realized that since I have already been fruitful, I suppose the second half of that imperative is to multiply… I have elected to do this by releasing a spore-like substance transmitted across the Internet through my posts, which controls the muscle movements of other organisms much like the Cordyceps fungus. Thus, if your fingers pressed the Crouch button, congratulations!
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crouch-dono, this is a little crazy to say but i have truly been feining for the next update to right round (toxicology in general, ehe) so im so ready. I squee'd when i saw that blurry ass screenshot im ready for my meal (napkin tucked into my collar and i am holding a fork and knife like a tubby cartoon child)
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