it's 4 in the morning

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

respect to the cast and crew of the amazing digital circus. i dive in her cervix

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

"you guys" is great because on top of the plausibly deniable misgendering you're also talking past the woman you're responding to and instead addressing a nebulous opinion-bearing spectre of society

The scent of Loser Lesbian the most beautiful odor in the world

sniff a Loser Lesbian's armpit today

i somehow read this as "lobster lesbian" and thought to myself "being a marine biologist must indeed come with many perks"

Lobstergirls are gonna be the next big thing on this website. stay tuned

man i totally forgot how weird people are about the “female orgasm.” like when I was younger i heard it talked about like an anomaly of science. and specifically people would ask shit like “what is the ‘evolutionary purpose’ of the ‘female orgasm’”. i dunno man its not hard to conclude that sex feeling awesome results in having more sex. but I guess that question seems more interesting if youre a fake intellectual and see men and women as different species and not made up of the same flesh and nerves. come on now.

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy