may you find all you’ve lost

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

this post is really difficult to read on my half-drowned/half-irradiated version of Tumblr

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

ONLY TRANSFEMS CAN BE FOXES

my amazing digital girltits

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

hypnosis works on me because I listen to women

I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of

DSM5 I Meant DSM5