may you find all you’ve lost

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

trying to watch this don quixote series but I can't stand the filler arcs where they just wrote whatever while they waited for the book to catch up. I just fucking know this windmill bullshit isn't canon

uranium is just as effective as silver on werewolves it just never came up

I'd be scared it Ted Cruz suddenly called me too

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

and also steeped in pop culture from the very beginning, like the rap scene was already making music about comics and anime and video games you don't need to segregate a new genre for that

fuckkk i have so many things i want to do. looks like the only option is to do nothing and continue to feel guilty about all the things im not doing. sucks that this is the only choice

its difficult to know if youre being reasonably cautious or unreasonably paranoid if you are transgender

Catholic church doesnt even allow divorce if domestic violence is involved and vatican city wouldnt exist nowadays without the help of Benito fucking Mussolini and yet theres always some motherfucker being like i hope the next pope is pro gay marriage. I hope I get a house from Santa Claus this year. I hope a horse is going to buy me cheese in the grocery store

it's simple. i think if you make fun of bridget thigh high collar animal noise girls you should be killed immediately and brutally. i think if you're mean to girls who are struggling to recover from a lifetime of trauma and mistreatment that is renewed every time they go outside you are lower than dirt. i cannot tolerate it i just cant.