walk tall

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

losing my fucking mind.com

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

i don't wanna be called baby/babygirl/babe. i wanna be your sweet villain, your darling god, your sweetest punishment.

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

I feel like my life is severely lacking a minotaur with a huge cock to absolutely pump me full of cum. hmm